Things I said yesterday...

-you cannot go to the store without your shoes on.
-Walmart jail is for little boys that don't listen to their mamas.
-nail clippers are not scissors.
-don't tickle him until he pees his pants.
-you tickled him until he peed his pants? Really?
-don't eat stuff out of the trash. Oh, it still has the wrapper on it? Ok.
-you can't go to the lake in fleece pants.
-you're my favorite.
-you're my favorite.
-you're my favorite.
(I secretly tell all three of my kids individually they are my favorite ;))